the rib

The following poem is meant to be fun, not offensive. I wrote it in college as a joke. I don't actually feel this way about women (clearly, as I married one).

The Rib by Michael Brown

Genesis 2 tells us God made woman from man's rib Maybe it was a lying rib, and that's why women fib Perhaps it was a prideful rib, thinking it was always right Or an instigating rib always trying to start a fight It could have been conceited, thinking that it was dope Or a CBC rib, going to school just to elope Maybe it was a complaining rib, that would explain a lot Or a gold-digging rib, and money is all it sought Perhaps it was a gossiper, stabbing its friend ribs in the back Or one wearing too much make-up, the guy ribs to attract Or just a rude rib, spitting in more men's faces than a llama The only one that I'm sure of is this rib was full of drama